Da's Admirer

Da is so easy to fool (that's why all her "boyfriends" are her boyfriends). About a month ago my friend and I thought it would be funny to leave a little secret admirer note in her gym locker. It was something stupid like

The next day I was at my locker which is right next to hers, and she found the note and freaked out. "Who is this? How do they know which locker is mine?" Then she thought for a second and got scared, "Wait! A boy couldn't get in the girls locker room, so this must be from a girl!"

She looked like she was about to start crying. If you don't know how homophobic she is read my Catch The Lesbian Post. So I told my friend about her reaction so we left another note, and she found it the next day. She thought it was stupid, and "immature". So we left another about how she was beautiful, but she isn't as beautiful as narwhals. She was getting very pissed off by these letters, so the next time my friend left a drawing of her. It looked something like this:

She was so offended because she said the picture made her look fat, but she is always complaining about how she thinks she's fat, so we just want to be honest with her.

A few notes later Da left a note on her locker for her "admirer" telling whoever it is to stop leaving notes.

So we didn't put any notes for 3 or so days. She thought that the notes had stopped. But then we put another arranging a meeting with her.

She saw it and made me go with her to meet whoever it is. Da and I went to the meeting spot to wait for her "lover". She has no idea that the person who leaves her the notes was standing next to her the whole time. So obviously no one showed up to meet her, and she thinks she's all powerful because whoever it is was too afraid to show up.
After that we waited a few days before we left another note, just to confuse her. Today we left her another note, and this will go on for a while. She's ridiculous. This might just be part 1.