Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Da's Admirer

Da is so easy to fool (that's why all her "boyfriends" are her boyfriends). About a month ago my friend and I thought it would be funny to leave a little secret admirer note in her gym locker. It was something stupid like


The next day I was at my locker which is right next to hers, and she found the note and freaked out. "Who is this? How do they know which locker is mine?" Then she thought for a second and got scared, "Wait! A boy couldn't get in the girls locker room, so this must be from a girl!"



She looked like she was about to start crying. If you don't know how homophobic she is read my Catch The Lesbian Post. So I told my friend about her reaction so we left another note, and she found it the next day. She thought it was stupid, and "immature". So we left another about how she was beautiful, but she isn't as beautiful as narwhals. She was getting very pissed off by these letters, so the next time my friend left a drawing of her. It looked something like this:



She was so offended because she said the picture made her look fat, but she is always complaining about how she thinks she's fat, so we just want to be honest with her.

A few notes later Da left a note on her locker for her "admirer" telling whoever it is to stop leaving notes.



So we didn't put any notes for 3 or so days. She thought that the notes had stopped. But then we put another arranging a meeting with her.



She saw it and made me go with her to meet whoever it is. Da and I went to the meeting spot to wait for her "lover". She has no idea that the person who leaves her the notes was standing next to her the whole time. So obviously no one showed up to meet her, and she thinks she's all powerful because whoever it is was too afraid to show up.
After that we waited a few days before we left another note, just to confuse her. Today we left her another note, and this will go on for a while. She's ridiculous. This might just be part 1.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

I Can Draw?

About last week I got inspired to draw. (I'm not sure by what or why.) So I'm saving a great story until I can get even more exciting details for it. Anyways here's some drawings that I've done.


 
 
The next two are optical illusions.



My next post will include the all famous Da.

Friday, March 13, 2015

Creepy Dude

I had a dream that Da found my blog and I was laughing because then she could know how I really felt about her.



Anyway, so there's this guy at my school who follows people around. And I'm one of the people that gets followed. It's not the kind of following where he keeps his distance, but goes everywhere you go. No. It's more of a he sees you coming, then runs up to you gives you a creepy handshake, won't let go, then talks to you, and talks and smiles creepily. Once he came up behind me (scared me) and said, "You're eyes are pretty." I was like, "Oh thanks." I was very uncomfortable, because I had no idea who this guy is and there's no one else around, so what if he attacks me or something. I could fight him off, but still.



One day after school I was walking with my friend to go to her house, and he stops me, and my friend is like, "What? Who? Why?" He got really close to me, grabbed my hand then pulls me close to him and creeps the crap out of me. I was like, "I've really got to go now." Then my friend and I walked away and he was watching us walk away.



The other day I was with my same friend and he comes out of nowhere and hugs me. Totally making me uncomfortable.



Then puts his face right next to mine. And says, "You look cute today."



I don't know who this guy is! I don't know his name, or how old he is or what the heck his deal is, but I know that he needs to know his limits or I will not hesitate to punch him next time. I am not ok with this.
Then today he came up and sat next to me during lunch. I was panicking. But then he got up and left.

Now wherever I go I have to check before I turn a corner if he's there. Not. OK.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

YMCA

My brother was singing the "YMCA song" and it made me think of the one and only time I went to the YMCA.
I think I was about 8 or 9 years old, and everyone there was super rude. I was playing in the kids play room and I remember there was a slide that was tall and really dark on the inside. I was pretty sure that there was a giant spider waiting for me in it.



When I finally went down it I thought that it would never end and there were sharp turns that made me think that I was going to be killed and left for the spider. At last I could see light at the end of the slide. When I slid out I was hit in the face by a large foam (the foam was very hard) sword, being swung by a kid maybe 1 or 2 years older than me.

I believe that I started crying and then got made fun of by teenagers who were volunteering there. An adult came in the room and sent me outside for "upsetting the other kids", and the kid who hit me got away with it.

 I think that I later snuck back in the room and hid behind a mirror.

"It's fun to be at the YMCA!" is a lie. That song is a lie.